
An Erma dipped in corn-bread batter, wrapped in collard greens, and drawling that she was speeding because ‘my uterus told me to.' ” - The Tennessean on Celia Rivenbark and We’re Just Like You, Only Prettier “A collection of essays by a woman working in her element…Rivenbark writes with that breezy, irreverent allure that makes so many of these belles legendary.” - Blue Ridge Business Journal on Celia Rivenbark and We’re Just Like You, Only Prettier “Laugh-out-loud funny.” - Cleveland Plain Dealer on Celia Rivenbark and We’re Just Like You, Only Prettier

“I thought I was Southern until I read Celia Rivenbark's book.What a funny, smart, and irreverent writer she is!” - Lee Smith, author of The Last Girls on Celia Rivenbark and We’re Just Like You, Only Prettier “North Carolina doesn't have a post for a ‘humorist laureate,' but it should invent one and install Celia Rivenbark.” - Greensboro News & Record on Celia Rivenbark and We’re Just Like You, Only Prettier “Even diehard Yankees will appreciate this wickedly funny collection ” - Dallas Morning News on Celia Rivenbark and We’re Just Like You, Only Prettier Petersburg Times on Celia Rivenbark and We’re Just Like You, Only Prettier “Warm, witty, and wise, rather like reading dispatches from a friend who uses e-mail but still writes letters, in ink, on good paper. “Will give you a case of the giggles.” - New York Daily News on Celia Rivenbark and We’re Just Like You, Only Prettier “She kills in the ''Kids'' and ''Southern-Style Silliness'' sections, putting the fear of Mickey into anyone planning a trip to Disney World.” - Entertainment Weekly

Charlie Bit Your Finger? Good! And other thoughts on the virus that is YouTubeĪnd much more! For any woman who longs for the good old days when Jane Fonda in legwarmers was the only one who saw you exercise, YOU DON'T SWEAT MUCH FOR A FAT GIRL is comfort food in book form.“This is a hilarious read, perhaps best enjoyed while eating Krispy Kremes with a few girlfriends.” - Publishers Weekly Movie To-Do List: Cook Like Julia, Adopt Really Big Kid Twitter Woes: I've Got Plenty of Characters, Just No Character I Dreamed a Dream That My Lashes Were Long Menopause Spurs Thoughts of Death and Turkey In it you'll find essays on such topics as: In her newest wickedly irreverent humor collection, Celia Rivenbark cracks up while getting her downward facing dog on, pines for a world in which every mom gets to behave like Betty Draper and wonders why everybody's so excited about the Science Fair when there aren't even any rides. From the bestselling, award-winning author of You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start In The Morning, comes another collection of hilarious observations that will resonate with women, mothers, and girlfriends everywhere
